I just realized something....if the Rapture really does happen tomorrow I will lose a lot of blog readers AND I will lose my son! He's a Christian (I used to be).
I know its not going to happen, but if by some chance it did, that would be very depressing, especially in light of the upcoming U2 concert. I think Adam would be the only one left on the stage, and although he's an awesome bass player, it wouldn't be much of a show with our Larry, The Edge and that other dude.
I'm sorry, I hope I didn't offend anyone. Its just kind of hard not to make fun of something like this since its clear in the Bible that no one will KNOW when Jesus is coming back.
Today is Kev's 14th day at "United" and he should be allowed to call me. I spoke with his counselor yesterday regarding an issue with his meds (he ran out) and used the opportunity to ask how he was doing. He said, "Excellent. He has a great attitude, participates in groups and asks good questions. He seems to be embracing the concepts of the program. But, he's young".
It was nice to hear those words. I took them with a grain of salt because he just described "Keven at Rehab". That's his MO every time, but what you see is not always what you get. I will remain hopeful but realistic.
Hope you all have a great weekend!
Peace, Hope and Love, Barbara
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Hey Barbara,
Just in case I already have Sunday planned. I figure there will be a bunch of abandonned liquor stores and gun shops. Everybody meet at my house for the looting party.
Plus I have started a new business. For all of you "risen" people I will feed your abandoned pet till the final end in 6 months. A small price to pay to keep that presious darling from going hungry. $500 must be paid in advance, no refunds, I accept paypal.
Ron, it will be nice to have less traffic. Hey, I like your pet idea, can you cut me in on that deal, I can be your West Coast partner, lots of pampered pets around here!
Yes Barbara, I am offering franchise opportunities. As first franchisee you can begin marketing immediately. You are now Vice President of the Western Region. Your compensation package will include 50% commission on all packages sold.
Be sure to remember our company terms, must be paid in advance.
We need a name for teh comapny, "Non-Raptured Pets" After all as anyone knows that has a pet. Look at the carpet, no way after doing that they deserve anything like heaven.
Haha, I got a good laugh out of that.
You guys! You make me laugh today!!
Haha! Thanks for the laughs in the post, and thanks for the laughs in the comments :)
Today, my boss was like, "Well, all I can say is I believe in the Bible, and if it does happen...I will just see y'all in heaven tomorrow." I turned and said, "Well, it was nice knowing you Mary, because I am not so sure I will be meeting you there.' (And laughed slightly maniacal.) I am going to visit my brother tomorrow night, and he has declared Sunday to be the official "left behind" bash. (He is quite the comedian.) Anyway, I think it is all really silly....
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